They Heads Be Explodin' And All

I cut together this "highlight" reel of Jennifer Hudson and Jennifer Holliday, the original Dreamgirl from the play (who was seemingly determined to eradicate Jennifer Hudson with her vocal Jujitsu), from the BET Awards on Tuesday night. I watched this performance probably 5 times and was laughing out loud by myself in my office. Which is probably a creepy sound for the security guard who comes around about 2AM to check on everything on the mostly empty 6th floor of our building. My favorite moments are when Holliday's jaw goes into that cartoony sideways pose, like she's Wile E. Coyote that's just seen hot cartoon lady.



Here's a full post that they (they = Michelle, Senior Editor, funnylady, coworker) used the video for.

In other work news, I'm starting to like the taste of bitter, unsweetened coffee. The night job is getting its claws in me.

What's In The Hall 6-27-07: Inventor's Edition

Dilemma: You need to watch your baby and your View, but naptime and BarbaraTime is at the same time. What do you do?

Solution: The Tele-Crib.

Plop that kid on there and, oh snap, it's View time!

















PS - I would never do that to this baby.

A Great Way To Blow The Budget Of, Say, An Entire Nation

I'm pretty sure this is ridiculous.



















I also think it's what is inside Bill Gates' head if you cut it open.

Branching Out, Cashing In

As a struggling actor/writer/comedian, I have to find some other income until the royalty checks start rolling in (the screenplay for Over The Top 2: HArm Wrestling is well under way though, be looking for it). But until then....















Notice I didn't even put prices in. I'll be raising them so fast I won't have time to put them in in the first place. Not even hybrids will be safe.