Oh, To Be A Rockefeller

Today I got a voicemail from my mom saying,

"Hey Cory, hope you're doing good. I guess you have to work tonight. That's too bad. Sorry we're not independently wealthy and you have to go to work."

I feel really blessed to have parents who are humble enough to admit their faults....like not becoming millionaires.

It's ok, Mom and Dad, I still love you. Although I will say, the one thing from my childhood that really messed me up was my extreme lack of caviar.