Whoa Man

First read this.

Now you'll need these.

You're welcome. And, wow. I can't wait for the iJetpack.

(This post is an homage to a favorite SNL video. Watch it and laugh hard. And then you'll need more of these.)

Easily the Funniest Thing I've Seen This New Year

Of course it's only 4pm so far. Still. Happy New Year. Again.