Blonde Ambition
I saw a girl on the subway today wearing a shirt that read, "Life Is Better Blonde".
This girl was a Brunette.
I didn't know what to do, laugh or feel sorry for her. I mean, here she is, proclaiming that life is more fun, nay, more fulfilling, as a blonde - something she IS NOT. Did she know? She must have. Had she just given up? Probably. I mean, poor girl! Look at yourself!
I was felt pretty good about my situation in life - until I looked down at my "White People Suck" shirt.
To alleviate the embarrassment, I buried my face in my new book - which happened to be "Women Are From Venus, Men Are From The Pits of Hades And Should Go Back There Forever". I stand corrected.
This girl was a Brunette.
I didn't know what to do, laugh or feel sorry for her. I mean, here she is, proclaiming that life is more fun, nay, more fulfilling, as a blonde - something she IS NOT. Did she know? She must have. Had she just given up? Probably. I mean, poor girl! Look at yourself!
I was felt pretty good about my situation in life - until I looked down at my "White People Suck" shirt.
To alleviate the embarrassment, I buried my face in my new book - which happened to be "Women Are From Venus, Men Are From The Pits of Hades And Should Go Back There Forever". I stand corrected.
Labels: NYC
posted by cory cavin @ 7:24 PM
3 Comments:
At 11:08 PM,
Anonymous said…
Holy freaking crap.
I don't know if you remember me, but we worked at Lurecrest around the same time, a few past lives ago.
I was just catching up with Eileen tonight and she told me you live here, and now I have come across a wealth of information on you, and your group, from the wonderous WWW.
I would love to come see you perform and/or catch up!
cameroncary@hotmail.com
At 9:55 AM,
Kristen said…
Gosh, Cory, give the poor girl a break. I mean, everyone needs goals.
At 4:16 PM,
cory cavin said…
Cameron! hey. i'll email you.
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