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Saturday, December 03, 2005

Tis' The Season: Day 3

Today's Topic: Salute To Holiday Food

When you put another food with cake, great things happen. Ice cream+ cake = yumminess. German Chocolate + cake = yum, better than both. And the Christmas solution, fruit (sooooo good) + cake (sooooooo good at any occasion) =








Hmmmmm.....maybe the bottom of the cake food chain? But possibly the most valiant survivor in the cake world. If you left a Red Velvet Cake and a Fruitcake in a harsh environment, who would survive the longest? The fruitcake, hands down. The Fruitcake is probably the least desirable in the cake world, and doesn't add anything to Cake's existance. In fact, it may be a detriment to Cake all together, bringin' down the good name of Cake. Still it's the best survivor of all Cake, being shipped around the world each Christmas, sometimes two and three Christmases in a row as a "re-gift".

Lowest on the food chain, yet strongest survivor - here's to Fruitcake, the cockroach of the Cake world.

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  • At 2:47 AM, Blogger cory cavin said…

    Well, I just got some new jeans and my friend visiting in town today said I looked pretty "Euro", which i think means slender and "fashionably trashy". I'll see what I can do. Maybe I can dress as a handsome, slender, northern Santa Claus and post that.

     

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