Tis' The Season: Day 2

Today's Topic: Celebrities At Christmas

I heard of King Diamond in middle school. He was the heavy metal lead singer for Mercyful Fate and he painted his face and hit high notes. Back then I was a little afraid of heavy metal and then I got older and realized that most of their talk of darkness and evil was all for scary marketing and it was just pretty funny that men would talk about, "Late at night, when the smoke billoooows, and the dragon emerges agaaaiiin! THE DRAGON, IS IN, THE, NIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHT!!!!"
However, King Diamond is an actual Satanist. Now I think that fake heavy metal darkness talk is as funny as anyone (actually, I think it's funnier than most people), but when someone has Satanism as a part of their daily lives, it's a little disturbing. I mean, what do these people do? Do they try to be evil? Are they mean? Well, King Diamond is merciless. Especially at Christmas.....absolutely merciless:




















NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS!!! NONE!!! ARRGGHH!!! WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! AND PLEEEAASE.....LET GO OF RUDOLPH!!!!

King Diamond is the real deal. Only someone dead serious would be that mean on Christmas.