The Christmas Season Is Upon Us All

This morning as I was waiting on the subway to go to work, I saw a rat scamper across the tracks with half a donut in his mouth. HALF A DONUT!!! It was about a third the size of his body.

This can only mean one thing: The Christmas season is here and goodness and generosity skips no one! Even the rat. When you're doing your Christmas shopping, spend a couple extra bucks this year on your local vermin. They deserve Christmas too.
















Except roaches. They deserve death and that's it.