Germ Warfare

This morning on the subway I got hot due to all the layers I had on (and due to a general overload of my machismo and masculinity). So I took off one glove but I left the other one on. My reasoning - it will serve as a germ barrier between me and all I touch in public commuter spaces.

My mind flashed back to last night when I was in a small public bathroom and had nowhere to put my gloves down so I held them in my mouth. Bad move.

So this was in my mouth:





















Let's zoom in further:























Oh man. I need some Listerine. With bleach.